What's wrong with this picture?! Two zeroes and two ones is clearly impossible!! I'm aware that there have been some incredible advances in medicine - penis enlargements, breast implants, etc. - but what smart pills are on the market?
For years anything under 10 won bottle caps. Now poor Bubba got bumped out of the Hall of Fame with a 2!
Your Commish is sad to report that Danamite has welched on her obligation to sleep with Gwermo. She left the courts and whisked away to NYC. Now Idler has to be the stand-in-slut to honor the commitment.
For next week's Thursday night gathering, I plan to plant myself under the mistletoe at Chez Big Byte/[little]Butt.
May Santa's elves put itching powder in your shorts!
The Commish
