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Dear Salami Swamis,<P>
I hate football. Something must be wrong as I'm one of three in the Big Pool and one of four in the Little Pool with no bottlecaps. "Hey, Brother, can you loan me a bottlecap?"<P>
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<LI>Speaking of atrocities, how can Shroomer be tied for 1st in his division and be in 24th place? How can a Cherry like Cavity be tied for 1st? The only sanity is Beaners in the cellar.
<LI>The Little Pool continues to be dominated by the "fair" sex. Damn, it's not fair at all.
<LI>What's up with Cherries like Wheel and Boa at 7-2?
<LI>Unfair it is for Bee Bee in 17th to be way ahead of Goose Egg who's 4th.
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Someone in our pool is a Pole Dancer. Do you think we should get her and Stripper to perform for us? Some of you cheap S.O.B.s probably wouldn't tip. Others might not know where to put the tip. Think about it for a future FYSMD/P event.....maybe for halftime during the Super Bowl?<P>
Meanwhile, no gathering next week for gobble, gobble day. Picks due as usual: Wed., 6pm.<P>
May you always get the short end of your turkey wishbone,<P>
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