Are you ready for some football??!!
Another season, another reason for debauching.....Thanks to the Gingivitises for a great Super Bowl party. Glad to hear that the divorce has been put on hold.
You might as well start thinking about playing for 2nd place. Since I usually make wretched picks, I've hired a personal pick consultant. Eat your hearts out! The weather prognosticator for NOAA is mine. He'll be providing me with football winners in a "cone of certainty", just like for Hurricane Katrina.
There is a short list of Cherries this year for you to abuse:
- Chlorinator (and his wife OVA, who recently retired from the pro tennis tour)
- The Beaners (check for brown sauce on their chins or red sox on their feet. Guess where they're from, Conch!)
- Mother Hubbard and Tie-Dye
- Uga (a bulldog from Georgia).
Thanks to the Fetishes for hosting the draft! They refused to host the party at their house for fear of Gwermo being near their daughters.
For the procrastinators among you, if you make picks early, you can always change them anythime before 6:00 p.m. (Eastern Time), Wednesdays!!
May your nose hair grow into dreads,
The Commish